Quotes from Mr. Gilliat's Class

Anyone in Mr. Gilliat's AP Environmental, or any other class with Mr. G, feel free to contact me with any quotes from his class!

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Mr G: Did you guys hear about Vachinna's bullfrog? It was this big! They originally had 2, when they got back there was only one in the bucket and one of the students could feel the smaller frog bouncing inside the big one! The big one ATE the small one!

Mr. G: Sara, you aren't lying to me now are you?
Sara: No
Mr. G: You know what happens when you lie?
Sara: .....
Mr G: You turn to DUST! (To the rest of the class) Oh!! Speaking of dust, I have this article in this magazine for you guys

Mr G.: I guess it's a good thing the french don't have nuclear power, they'd probably use it for making wine or cheese or something.

After placing a french flag on Mr Gilliats board (he isn't fond of the french)
Mr G: Whose flag is on the board? Let's get to work.
(Later on, after coming back in)
Me: Mr. Gilliat, why do you have a french flag on the board?
Mr. G: Theres only Two people mean enough to do this. Sacco, and Deej.
(Next Day)
Me: Did you find out who did it yet?
Mr G.: Probably you... I know where they got it though.. Kyle and Long... those commies.

Me: Mr Gilliat, we need to know what exactly (form of nuclear radiation) is... can you help us?
Mr G.: It isn't important for this test, but it's just a form of radiation...wow you're tall, how tall are you now anyway?
Me:...uhh 6'2 or so
Mr. G: Well STOP GROWING!
Long Phan: haha! you just got yelled at for being tall!

Mr G: There are some people who if you say "You're not looking too good, are you feeling alright?", then get some freinds to do the same, they'll go home, I'm serious about this one.
Me: Mr Gilliat, are you feeling sick? you dont look very good.
Dan: No, it will happen to me, if someone says they ahve a headache, I'll get one, AHH I just got one!
[later Meghan gives an answer]
Mr G.: Dan is that right?
Dan: No, I don't think so, actually
Meghan: Dan you have a headache, be quiet
Dan: No I...nevermind, ahh!

Mr Gilliat: What makes the center of the earth hot?
Me: Ovens.
Mr G: Excuse me?
Me: Ovens.
Mr G.: No, Kevin, ovens don't make the center of the earth hot, anyone else?

Mr Gilliat: [Announcements] Any writers, poets, artists... why dont they just say druggies and hippies?... anyway, you potheads can submit work to the school literary magazine.

Mr G: What is Iceland's main export?
Me: Ice!
Long: Would that make Greenlands main export green?
Me: What else would it be?

Mr G: There have always been terrorist groups in the US, they were just too busy with their Marijuana Ciggarettes to do anything.

Mr G: You can always tell pot smokers, they grow breasts.
[Everyone looks at keith's chest]
(Later that day) Keith: I think Mr Gilliat smokes pot, he has man boobs.
Jenn: Why were you looking Keith?
Keith: I... I wasn't, I just..noticed.

Mr G: And we all know, Chernobyl could have been built better by third graders with their erector sets.

[Note: The following speech was around 10 minutes, so I shortened it to the actually important parts]
Mr Gilliat: I always told them he was a commie. He came in and had the teachers up on stage singing Puff the Magic Dragon, you know those commies and how they sit under their hippie trees smoking marijuana, and then he was at some commie convention later that year in New York proclaiming communism and I said "See I told you he was a commie!"
Long: Mr Gilliat, can you demonstrate the song to us?